Malbeth the Seer knows I’m bald and hung….
Posted by Adaen of Bridgewater on February 13, 2008
I put in my birth month on the Malbeth the Seer section of The Barrow-Downs Middle-earth website and this is what I got…I’m just wondering how they know about my hair…..
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Today’s Prophecy for March-born
13 February, 2008
| The signs portend that great fame lies in thy future! All the Peoples of Middle-earth shall name thee “The hairless one”, and they shall sing songs in commemoration of the time thou choked the fierce eagle of the Blue Mountains with thy fist. |
| - Malbeth the Seer - |
That kinda sounds like he’s saying that I choke the chicken, but that my chicken is so freakin’ great that the word “eagle” must be used. With that, I’m ok. Yeah.
~AoB
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ebonshard said
Adaen,
You bald fuck, you. By eagle, they meant that it would take an eagle’s powerful eyes to be able to see your little chicken.
-Elric